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Temporal Glitch

aaronak — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 15:44:09 MST

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made up the card to showcase my made-up fillibuster mechanic

Trogdor, the Burninator

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from Homestar Runner; updated version of the card using new Shards of Alara ability

Ubiquiti Paparazzo

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paparazzi follow celebrities around and take pictures, so the more celebs, the better

Wunderhund

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generic version of Lassie; name means "Wonder Dog" in German (more or less)

Soldier's Gamble

aaronak — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 15:44:07 MST

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part of gambling cycle

Stream of Ciphers

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from Cryptography class, "stream ciphers"

Samuel L. Jackson

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another of the new Planeswalker card type

Shield of Collision Resistance

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from Cryptography class, collision resistant hashing

Profanity Elemental

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from Tourettes Guy, Shards of Alara style

Random Oracle

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from Cryptography class, random oracles

Physician's Risk

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part of gambling cycle

Knight's Wager

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part of gambling cycle

Pirate's Bet

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part of gambling cycle

Frustom Derrick

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entirely made up; Shards of Alara style colored artifact

Nature's Chance

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Nature's Chance - NaturesChance.jpg

part of gambling cycle

Entropic Toucrow

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entirely made up

Glitch City

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from Pokemon Red/Blue

Borg Queen

aaronak — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 15:44:00 MST

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from Star Trek

Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger

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from Toy Story; claims to fly and have a laser

Borg Cube

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from Star Trek

Bantam Patrol

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toy soldiers; possibly from Toy Story

(token) Borg Drone

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from Star Trek

A Series of Tubes

aaronak — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 14:44:15 MST

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based on the utterances of fmr. Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK)

Al Gore

aaronak — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 14:44:13 MST

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attempt at new Planeswalker card type

Bill Gates

aaronak — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 14:44:11 MST

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my most successful attempt at the new Planeswalker card type, I think

Decree of Demarcation

aaronak — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:25:51 MST

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part of the Decree cycle; 10th Amendment

Magic Trick

aaronak — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:25:49 MST

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from Dark Knight

Refresh

aaronak — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:25:48 MST

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from the internets

She Blinded Me With Science

aaronak — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:25:46 MST

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from the Thomas Dolby song; this was stuck in my head today

Terran Ghost

aaronak — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:25:44 MST

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from Starcraft; nuclear launch detected

The Joker

aaronak — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:25:42 MST

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from Batman; he lets you choose what gets blown up, but something is damn well getting blown up

David Blaine

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:33 MST

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was this your card?

Decree of Discourse

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:29 MST

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part of the Decree cycle; 1st Amendment

Decree of Exclusion

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:27 MST

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part of the Decree cycle; Fugitive Slave Clause (and Jim Crow laws)

Decree of Temperance

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:25 MST

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part of the Decree cycle; 18th Amendment

Decree of Vigilance

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:23 MST

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Decree of Vigilance - DecreeofVigilance.jpg

part of the Decree cycle; 2nd Amendment

Kenny McCormick

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:22 MST

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from South Park

More Information Than You Require

aaronak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:20:20 MST

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in honor of John Hodgman's new book of the same name

Happiness Is a Warm Gun

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:54 MDT

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part of a short Beatles series

Helter Skelter

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:53 MDT

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part of a short Beatles series

Implosion Engine

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:51 MDT

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arbitrarily made up the title, the rest of the card wrote itself. The flavor text is also arbitrary and not part of any other story or fiction.

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:50 MDT

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part of a short Beatles series

Penny Lane

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:48 MDT

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part of a short Beatles series

Strawberry Fields Forever

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:47 MDT

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part of a short Beatles series

Yellow Submarine

aaronak — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:47:46 MDT

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Part of a short Beatles series

Tribble

aaronak — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:26:03 MDT

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from Star Trek; "born pregnant" according to Dr. McCoy; notice it shares a creature type with Lavos

A Little Silhouetto of a Man

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:49 MDT

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from Bohemian Rhapsody

Absolutely Safe Capsule

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:46 MDT

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from Mother 3; a device which totally protects anyone inside, but also locks them in and prevents them from affecting the outside world at all.

ACME Lifetime Membership

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:45 MDT

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from Road Runner cartoons

Amish Buggy

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:43 MDT

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I really wanted to make a card with protection from foils; it's an unglued-type concept, but I like it.

Bob-omb

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:40 MDT

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from Mario series of games - uses made-up Vengeance ability

Boromir

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:39 MDT

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from Lord of the Rings - no more walking into Mordor, or any other swamp. Uses made-up Vengeance ability.

Captain Barbossa

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:38 MDT

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from Pirates of the Caribbean

Captain Picard

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:37 MDT

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from Star Trek, The Next Generation

Captain Planet

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:35 MDT

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from Captain Planet and the Planeteers, a eco-concious cartoon show

Carmen Sandiego

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:34 MDT

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from the Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego franchise; the places you have for her to hide, the better

Change / Experience

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:33 MDT

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2008 election theme

Cheezburger

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:31 MDT

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from the original LOLcats

Chloe O'Brian

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:30 MDT

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from the show 24; queen of computers

Death Star

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:29 MDT

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from Star Wars; doesn't think small, 1/1 fighters are much of a threat

Defenestrate

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:28 MDT

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get a dictionary, look it up

Dick Cheney

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:26 MDT

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an attempt at the new Planeswalker card type

Dreadful Flying Glove

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:24 MDT

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from Yellow Submarine

Easy Button

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:22 MDT

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from Staples

Electrical Banana

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:21 MDT

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from the song "Mellow Yellow" by Donovan; I just wanted to make this card, the name was unrelated

Energizer Bunny

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:19 MDT

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from Energizer commercials

(token) Environmentalist

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:18 MDT

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(token) Environmentalist - Environmentalist.jpg

token for use with Al Gore

Evil Spock

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:17 MDT

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from "Mirror, Mirror" episode of Star Trek; can nerve pinch and agonize people

Extra Life

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:16 MDT

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from Mario games

Finish Him!

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:14 MDT

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from Mortal Kombat; unneccarily complicated way to win the game

(token) Ghost Pirate

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:13 MDT

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token for use with LeChuck

Go Directly To Jail

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:12 MDT

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from Monopoly

Godzilla

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:11 MDT

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from Godzilla movies

Hallelujah, It's Raining Mana

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:08 MDT

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Hallelujah, It's Raining Mana - HallelujahItsRainingMana.jpg

from the song by the Weather Girls, uses made-up Filibuster mechanic

HK-47

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:07 MDT

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from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series of games

It's A Trap

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:06 MDT

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from Star Wars and internets

Jack Bauer

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:05 MDT

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from 24; you can torture him all you want, he never gives the information up

Jack McCoy

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:04 MDT

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from Law & Order; if you murder a creature, you're going to pay

Janus Zeal / Magus, Lord of the Mystics

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:02 MDT

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Janus Zeal / Magus, Lord of the Mystics - JanusZeal.jpg

from Chrono Trigger; flip card; Magus is awesome

Judge Judy

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:40:01 MDT

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from Judge Judy show; not my best card by a long shot

King Leonidas

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:59 MDT

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from the movie 300; uses made up Vengeance ability. Madness? THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAAAAA

Large Hadron Collider

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:58 MDT

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very slight chance of destroying the universe someday; I wouldn't worry about it

Lavos

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:56 MDT

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from Chrono Trigger; will someday trigger the apocalypse

LeChuck

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:55 MDT

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from Monkey Island series of games; turns people into Ghost Pirates

Liar Paradox

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:54 MDT

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fastest way to destroy an evil robot I know of

Little Girl

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:53 MDT

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Little Girl - LittleGirl.jpg

alternate art of card from Unhinged set, using Homestar Runner character "Little Girl"

Longcat

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:52 MDT

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from internets; longcat is looooooooooooong

Master Splinter

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:50 MDT

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from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Message-in-a-Droid

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:49 MDT

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from Star Wars

Milton Waddams

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from Office Space; not sure how to use this card but whatever

Munchkin Coroner

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:47 MDT

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from The Wizard of Oz

Nero Wolfe

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from Nero Wolfe series of books by Rex Stout; he doesn't leave his house

Noob House

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:44 MDT

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This is my term for the obligatory "tutorial" zone in Final Fantasy games and other RPGs, with random people standing around waiting to give the player advice that ought to be in a manual, not in-game.

Panic Button

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:43 MDT

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do not press unless you're panicked

Phone A Friend

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:42 MDT

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from Who Wants to be a Millionaire?; allows you to use a creature's activated ability like a sorcery (or instant later in the turn)

Pill of Empowerment

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:41 MDT

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part of the "Pills" cycle; use too much and you OD

Pill of Focus

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:40 MDT

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part of the "Pills" cycle; use too much and you OD

Pill of Healing

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:38 MDT

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part of the "Pills" cycle; use too much and you OD

Pill of Madness

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:37 MDT

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part of the "Pills" cycle; use too much and you OD

Pill of Vitality

aaronak — Wed, 8 Oct 2008 22:39:36 MDT

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part of the "Pills" cycle; use too much and you OD